"Sure thing," the voice on the other end said. the goth girl added. What's going on here?! I just hurt Lynn! The way she said 'Don't Move,' made Lynn Sr. and Rita flinch in fright, they knew from Lori's tone that she dead serious so they knew better than to disobey, it worked all the time they did so it should work when she did it. [Ronnie Anne handed Lincoln the card. Ronnie Anne sees Lincoln kicked out of his home and decides to take him out of there. "So just so you can remember clearly," Lincoln started with, before he and his sisters got red in the face, "WE HATE YOU!" I'll admit, it was stupid and wrong of me to lie to them and take advantage of it, and I probably should've just told them that I just wanted some me time, but honestly, I think this is way more than I deserve. ", Lincoln: "Just hear me out." This time, it's the infamous "No Such Luck". "Kids," Lynn Sr. got up from his seat, not realizing how angry the kids were, "What are you doing here? ", Lynn: (angered, she gets closer to Lincoln and raises a fist at him) "If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna-", Luna: (pull Lynn back) "WHOA! One Squirrel tosses the bat right at Lincoln by accident. And with that, Felix fell unconscious, thinking about what kind of damage those kids would do in their anger. ", Lori: (with a broken voice) "What kind of monsters are we?!". SQUIRRELS WIN! They felt nothing but guilt and shamein their hearts, even the goth child who claims to not have one. I thought you were my family! I promise I won't be absent all the time, just once in a while. I'm the Duke! ), Lincoln: "What am I doing here? "you bad luck, Lincoln!" All of you!" "No need," another voice was heard saying, everyone turned and saw Jeffrey, the spa manager standing in the doorway, glaring at all of them, "I got staff to pack all of your stuff into your bags and bring it downstairs when I was informed you were still here by Maddie, one of my front desk clerks." Lynn Sr. and Rita were not happy to hear that, but knew that arguing with their kids would be pointless. Lincoln: Okay. Meatbrain here and her dumb softball, this never would have happened! I will not be discarded and than used!! by Jeffrey Gaskill 191 2 1 Lincoln was outside the backporch but he went through that window like it was unlocked and his so-called family return home from the baseball game and then they went ins. Lincoln: You can't do anything right! Lana: You know, all of a sudden, I really hate myself! Needless to say, they were not pleased. It was never fun but I'm glad it's over." "Get every available hotel staff employee on high alert. Lynn Loud Sr. and Rita Loud were in the spa, trying to get their minds off the trouble their kids caused yesterday. This article should a part 2 episode in Season 5. "And mom should know better," Lori shouted back, glaring at her mother specifically, "Then to take us to that woman!" Lynn pitches and the opposing batter hits the ball right back her, knocking her socks, shoes, and hat off and making her spin in mid-air before landing on the ground. "What she said is, that you two are grounded for two months and you can only leave this house to head to work or to go to the supermarket." Lincoln: Im sorry this happened. 2 months had come and gone and the parents were no longer grounded. Lincoln: "Oh really." Which she did. My first story is done. No more Loud Family? Lori turned to face him, lowered the window and said, "What?" I need to hide! Hearing the guy mention 'the blonde girl in a green dress,' made them get even more nervous as they knew the girl he was referring to was their sister, Leni. *Lincoln approaches the front yard with a megaphone. I hate fashion shows! What if one of the neighbours saw Lincoln when he was sleeping outside and called the police? Fool Me Twice extended ending10. (Lincoln picks up the remains of the squirrel suit, blows a spiteful raspberry to the family and runs off in fury and sorrow. Ive put up with your insults, your immaturity, your punches, your violence, your madness, your lack of manners, your stubbornness and your attitude and after today, ive well and truly had it! Are you no longer grounded to the room?" Lana: *Gasp* All my pets are now homeless! DeviantArt Protect. Lincoln: (with angry tears) I'm throwing this stupid, disgusting thing away! Even though Lincoln was the one who brought this on himself. "Listen to what?" It really doesn't. Luna. I already told you, I live here. We wont! +7 more. And even if you don't always succeed, your a good at it. How about i give you something new to explain! Plot. Luna: (with a broken voice) "We're really sorry bro! Morag: is it now? I can't believe I told him to back away from his own home! Sam: Luna, I got your letter. We said we were sorry. Luan then walked up to Leni and whispered into her ear. We're supposed to be here until tomorrow. She's smarter than she looks and there's evidence canon in the show to prove it.). Uh-uh, I'm nothaving it. Someone at front desk please respond." (Lynn looks confused.) Just tell us and well let you skip it. But that's only because we don't have a room anymore." Lincoln and Lucy hung their heads in shame and embarrassment. "But you know what's not fair?" Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. A late St. Patrick's Day story for austin2468. Lincoln: Alright, i admit! ], Family: "CONGRATULATIONS! Get me arrested. Later, in jail). Lincoln: "Coming!" Luna: [Blushes] Really? Its a stupid mascot costume! Youve made your point! This feels like a bad episode from a show thats running out of ideas. I WISH YOU'D NEVER EXISTED!!!!! They were wondering how could this room be these three idiots, they were booked until tomorrow. I can take being kicked out of family activities and being locked out of my room, butbeing locked out of my own home?! While eating breakfast, Lincoln learns from his sisters that they have planned activities later in the day. loud. The woman groaned and responded with, "It's not so much the dip that got them in trouble, rather it was their lack of swimwear that did." He turned to specifically glare at the parents and added, "And just so you know, you're banned for life now. They are looking very heartbroken.). Rita tried to say something, but she couldn't. Felix got up to see the siblings storming downstairs, ready to give their parents a piece of their mind without a care for who or what gets broken in the process. ", Lincoln: "I know how much you guys like having me there for you, and I didn't want to upset or disappoint you. His sisters join too and put Lynn in her place. (Tears up) Our only bro. OUR PRECIOUS TROPHIES! "Get in here, now!," the man yelled, scaring the girl and making her run into the room like her butt was on fire. I guess this proves it! UPDATE: 20/04/2018- the next chapter has been written I just need to correct some thing's from this chapter. There's no need to shout. Not you or Lucy. We didn't find any though." He's just really mad, isn't he? Lead walls will keep my bad luck from affecting anyone. He just looks away as he enters the police car, and is driven away to jail. "But, as usual," Lincoln added, walking towards his parents, "We didn't and as a result you got angry and grounded us." "Wait," Lori interrupted with, "How could our parents get us kicked out just for taking a late night dip?" They messed up and their children were furious with them because of it. I'm giving it a Teen rating, because while there is no serious violence in this story, there are still some moments that might not be comfortable for youngsters to have to read (primarily shouting and lots of it). I hate that you all are as dumb as a big fat rock! Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Both Lynn Sr. and Rita responded in a slow, nervous stutter, "Yes." lincoln. I hate that fact that you never make up for anything! ", Lynn: Oh Lincoln. Luna: We dont go to everybodys events all the time bro! ", Baseball Announcer: "I think you're rubbing off on me, Pep. Lincoln: No, im your good luck charm! Theres nothing lucky about it! Experimental One Shot. Lucy. Theres no need to shout. We really are just a bunch of chickens Lynn: Fine! YOU'RE BANNED! They were glad that they were still together like a loving family. 902 8 2. Lisa: (sighs) Obviously one that needs our cerebrums and mental spirits adjusted. As they leave, Jeffrey grabs Lynn Sr.'s arm, making him and his wife turn to him, he added, "And just so you know, your kids tore apart my lobby and the room you were staying in. Lock 'n' Loud / The Whole Picture. I didn't think you guys would believe I was bad luck, even going as far as to lock me out. But worse than that, I was being a horrible sister!" Thats not how it works! No Such Luck part 2. And with that the family walked out of the spa, the kids still angry and upset and the parents ashamed and disappointed in themselves. Those were the last words Ruth spoke to the Loud family before hanging up. "We don't have a hotel room anymore," Lincoln said, in a very angry tone that the parents weren't used to seeing. I don't want this stupid bunch of brats in my life anymore! The Loud siblings appeared in the lobby, completely red in the face, as angry as a bull seeing red and they looked ready to destroy everything in their path. And then blew more raspberries and spit on them some more (hopefully the last author interruption but if not then I'll let you know: I know her seat is located in the first row behind the driver in canon but for this instance of going along with not wanting to look at their parents, the siblings put Lily's seat in the far back to help the other siblings not have to look at their parents, I know this is a little wrong, but please understand it shows how mad the siblings are). Eventually, one of them said, "Look officer. We're already hanging on a thread as it is! I have truly failed the term 'scientist'. And she knew it wasn't about any massive gathering of one group for some kind of event because she would've been notified way ahead of time. alternateending stpatricksday theloudhouse lincolnloud theloudhousefanfiction stpatricksday2022 Requested by austin2468. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. Lola: Me too! Things were starting to get intense in the Loud family hotel room. She hugged him back.] As they were trying to relax, stomping and shaking were heard, causing everyone in the spa to wonder what was going on. You can never come back. Lucy walked towards him and they wrapped their arms around each other's shoulders. Rita got up from her seat and said, "Kids, let me explain" "Explain what?!" Looking at her parents in shock, she said, "You got us kicked out because you decided to go skinny dipping?" Lincoln returns the hug, rubbing her back), Lynn: "No, it'sNOT okay! Post-Story Notice: Anyway. Lily was seated in the back with them, she looked up at them with glares and once again said, "Poo poo!" When Vanzilla pulled into the Loud Family driveway, Lori turned to her parents and said, "We're going to take our luggage up to our rooms. "So you thought that the best way to find a ghost, which I know for a fact aren't haunting this hotel, was to knock out your air conditioner," the man said, as he gestured to the hole that once had an air conditioner there, "Do you realize how ridiculous and stupid you sound right now?" * I hate the fact that you all act like spoiled brats! I was horrible to you! Rita: Sweetie, please! Anyway, here's my fanfiction. (pauses for a second) "You know what, I'll decide when we get there and see what movies are playing. Luan: (with a broken voice) "We treated you like an outcast because we were stupid enough to believe that junk! Lincoln: I admit, it was stupid of me to drag that lie on, but while i learn an important lesson not to be a fibber more than i needed, what do you numbnuts learn!? I hate that you sold my bed and everything I had! My family learned not to let something as stupid as superstitions get to them and tear us apart, and I learned to just be honest about things like this instead of convincing them about something ridiculous just take a break from going to certain events. (She hugs Lincoln again), Lincoln: "Thanks Lynn. Summary: Taken from the episode 'No Such Luck'. Luna, Luan, Lola and Lisa were battling off against three obnoxious hotel guests that made all of them look like saints. News flash; I live here!". Just because of superstitions?! I can't even begin to imagine what they'll do their parents when they find them.'. There is the occasional food break, of course, where the reactors recount what they learned. They got their answer when, suddenly, the door the spa was kicked open by someone's shoe. Lincoln: Happy Valentines Day, Ronnie Anne. "YOU THINK I ENJOY BEING VISITIED BY YOU LITTLE MONSTERS?! Lincoln: AND I NEVER, EVER WANT TO SEE YOU UNLUCKY PARASITES IN MY LIFE AGAIN!!! Lincoln and the parents come up.]. Maybe I should just stop playing softball for a while. ], Lincoln: Mom, Dad? It was against the law. Fade to the sisters all waking up from their nightmares. (he goes to the living room window. Lincoln: Well, this was cool. I can't believe I just hit one of my own sisters! I pull off one little trick and you guys all flip out over some nonsense like a bunch of gullible buffoons! Two more squirrels collide into each other and miss the catch. Learn more. Eventually, Rita broke the long silence, saying, "Kids, I know you're angry at us for causing us to be kicked out of the hotel. "Although," Lana, a six-year old tomboy wearing a baseball, added, "if it helps we tried to fix it." We should thought about it ourselves before jumping to a preposterous conclusion that you were bad luck. "Lincoln," Rita said, about to get up from the couch to comfort him. Except for Lynn). She pointed to the back row of seats. ], [They pant heavily, before realizing it was all a nightmare. "Yeah Felix," she said, concerned hearing the pain in his voice, "What's wrong?" Let me tell you this! Didn't you say you would never kick us out? She also knew it wasn't about Jeffrey, the manager, because any reviews he gave to staff were done over a month ago. I spread one little white lie just to get more free time because i cant afford to come to so many actvities all in one go! Completed Lynn Sr. asked. He briefly looks at the family photo, beginning to cry. Ronnie Anne: Happy Valentines Day, Lincoln. Wow, Lincoln, I'm really sorry. All of a sudden another 6-year old wearing a princess gown snatched the walkie talkie out of Felix's hand and said, "All right lady. Lincoln: Now THAT'S bad luck for you, you brainless nitwits!! I hate pageants! But dont worry, youre still a great writer. I hate boring science lectures! Lincoln asked his parents. ", [The sound of the ball getting hit by the bat is heard and the rest of Lynn's team runs the remaining bases. Lynn: *Gasp* NOOOOOO!!!!! A very, and I'm talking VERY, controversial episode of The Loud House. I need a very big, long rest from them. As Maddie looked at the devastation, she thought back to the parents. Lori said. Lola: How could he?! Hmm. "I can't believe we didn't do that sooner," Lola responded back with, "She was nothing but an icky leech. Angus: Oh do tell. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Rita: You're all just angry with each other, when we get home, we'll talk about this properly. Luan: We're sorry we sold all your stuff! (Bursts into tears). Lola: What if we get stung or bitten by a shark!? Leni asked, an eyebrow raised, confused. However, that silence would not last long as the security man and the guests saw the kids' faces turned red with anger, steam started bellowing out of their ears and a devastating fire formed in their eyes, the four started trying to get out of the room quickly, as they knew something bad was going to happen. ", Lincoln: "Thanks. It's been a day since Lincoln tried to convinced them that he wasn't bad luck. Hearing that caused everyone to become shocked, but they didn't know what to say. "Do you have any idea how lousy you made us feel?" The way the security officer said, 'Right now,' made Luna nervous, it was typically the tone of voice used when someone was in very serious trouble. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. (Lisa turns to him) Whatever happened to Woman of Science, huh!?! except in this story, the family never believed that he was bad luck in the first place. ", Lana: "Yeah, we know everyone needs to unwind once in a while. Lisa: I have truly disgraced the scientific community Lola: Does this mean Linky doesn't love us anymore? And can you please unlock my room for me? ", [Later, they arrive back in their house.]. (The other sisters come over onto the main couch. Lynn Loud steps up to the plate, but with the luck she's been having today, the Squirrels are looking a whole lot like roadkill. How can I help you?" And when Maddie got up from the desk, what she saw horrified her. "Which room number is it?" But the woman did, "That your parents were caught skinny dipping after hours? I loved it. Like Lynn Sr. said, it wasn't an easy road and there were times when they were ready to give up, but they didn't and, as a result, their kids forgave them for their actions, more or less. ", Lincoln: "Because your my sister." Lucy: Gasp! (They enter the house, but Lincoln is nowhere to be seen.). Lori: "The bigger question is, how did you get inside? Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. "Yes," Lynn Sr. started with, "but to be fair you kids" He then lost his words when he saw his son giving a deep stone cold glare of anger, making him gulp in fear. (yet another author interruption: the three obnoxious guys' characters are based on some of the staff that are/were working on the show at the time this episode first premiered, which is what the show did when they made this episode canon, I kept their first names but gave them new last names. Would you mind me speaking to Angus for a bit? ", Lincoln:[to the viewers] "Maybe I can move into Lisa's fallout shelter.